Here are some possible Halloween costumes for me this year:
- girl with bad eyesight
- girl with beer in living room while husband is giving out candy at the kitchen door
- girl with who needs to pluck her eyebrows
- one of the mysterious childless neighbors. What's their deal? They seem nice, though, and they keep the yard neat.
- girl who shouldn't have picked at that blemish on her nose this morning, seriously, no one would have even noticed it but now look at it.
- girl who owns one orange shirt
- girl wearing the same jeans she wore yesterday
- girl with random hot flashes
- un-sexy pastoral minister
- survivor of some awful illness that doesn't actually show. Stomach ulcers?
- girl who doesn't dress up for work
- girl who's really not into Halloween
Really the options are endless, and all of them apply today- so take your pick! Happy Halloween, or whatever, everyone!
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What awful illness that does not show? And its ok cuz I love Halloween enough for both of us. I wore a bunny costume to school and then then s Reeses peanut butter costume. So I had you covered!
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